I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
tell me about the fingering
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