"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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