On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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