im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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