im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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