i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize
