Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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