found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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