How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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