He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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