sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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