We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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