You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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