why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She's just so happy...and so naked.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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