You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize
