i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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