Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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