yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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