i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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