DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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