Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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