I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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