Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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