i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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