When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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