Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
