Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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