if only i could text you this smell
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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