Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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