doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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