my room smells like sperm. sweet.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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