SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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