Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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