he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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