What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
