Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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