Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Sext me about skeletons
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
