Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
