we have officially lost it.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
NoShamevember. You game?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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