yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
NoShamevember. You game?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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