What a fucking waste of an outfit
You work out of a Hotel?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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