Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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