As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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