but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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