God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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