roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Less talking, more tequila
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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