He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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