I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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