Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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