I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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