don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Randomize
