i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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