If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
