I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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