What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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