i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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