What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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