I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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